In a piece about the Baltimore Orioles, sort of, in this week's Sports Illustrated (for which there doesn't seem to be an available link):
Well, for one thing, there is no God. There is only science. If there were a God, he would be — as evidenced by all of modern baseball history — a devoted fan of the Yankees. And God, at least the Judeo-Christian version of Him rather than the Aristotelian unmoved mover, is said to be good. Ergo, there is no God.
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