Of late, and for reasons I'm still trying to diagnose, I've been thinking about how I'd like to watch every game the Rays play this year. Baseball's the best story sport. The fact that everything's happening when nothing is happening. The long spring-to-fall season. All that failure. But I'd have to purchase cable or some other method of regular viewership, and I'd have to devote three of my 17 daily awake hours. I need that money, and I need that time. Right?